








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 72 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1192 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1079 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 579 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 815 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $179,817 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24 | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Axell🌹 | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | kiraly | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | kr1stilio | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Vedal | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kiraly | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | kr1stilio | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Vedal | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | EBI | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | excien | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | excien | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | kr1stilio | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Vedal | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | excien | 70 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | kr1stilio | 27 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Axell🌹 | 22 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Vedal | 18 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | EBI | 18 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axell🌹 | +3.43 | 93 | 76 |
| #2 | 24 | +2.74 | 97 | 68 |
| #3 | EBI | +1.42 | 97 | 65 |
| #4 | excien | +0.87 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | Vedal | +0.47 | 82 | 66 |





