








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5444 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4144 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2283 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3218 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,559,280 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 660 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GGGGGGGGGGGGG | +3.60 | 59 | 48 |
| #2 | Xx$W@G_M3SS1AHxX | +3.52 | 51 | 45 |
| #3 | Berryy | +3.41 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | Yewcio | +1.98 | 55 | 49 |
| #5 | coooovl | +0.46 | 44 | 42 |





