








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3946 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5475 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1157 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2613 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $757,992 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GGGGGGGGGGGGG | 70% | 70 |
| #2 | Berryy | 67% | 187 |
| #3 | ZAMBIE | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | TP | Soundwave | 60% | 87 |
| #5 | Jonko-Lebre | 58% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GGGGGGGGGGGGG | 70% | 70 |
| #2 | Berryy | 67% | 187 |
| #3 | ZAMBIE | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | TP | Soundwave | 60% | 87 |
| #5 | Jonko-Lebre | 58% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berryy | 36 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | TP | Soundwave | 23 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | Jonko-Lebre | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | GGGGGGGGGGGGG | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | ZAMBIE | 4 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berryy | 758 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | TP | Soundwave | 344 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | GGGGGGGGGGGGG | 166 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ZAMBIE | 121 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jonko-Lebre | 45 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berryy | +4.08 | 81 | 47 |
| #2 | GGGGGGGGGGGGG | +3.44 | 61 | 51 |
| #3 | coooovl | +1.55 | 48 | 47 |
| #4 | ZAMBIE | +0.87 | 47 | 60 |
| #5 | TP | Soundwave | +0.86 | 37 | 55 |





