








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 883 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 143 matches | ||
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1305 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2941 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2777 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3106 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,874,699 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruh moment LV | 51% | 127 |
| #2 | ⌲ LAMAR | 49% | 275 |
| #3 | Kasp3r | 49% | 84 |
| #4 | im legend | 41% | 79 |
| #5 | sikaiskrisjanis | 39% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ⌲ LAMAR | 49% | 275 |
| #3 | Kasp3r | 49% | 84 |
| #4 | im legend | 41% | 79 |
| #5 | sikaiskrisjanis | 39% | 101 |
| #6 | Rupucis | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sikaiskrisjanis | 24 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | ⌲ LAMAR | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | im legend | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Kasp3r | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Bruh moment LV | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⌲ LAMAR | 1296 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #2 | Bruh moment LV | 284 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | sikaiskrisjanis | 199 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kasp3r | 170 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | im legend | 54 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kasp3r | +3.31 | 61 | 54 |
| #2 | kakbiks | +0.98 | 32 | 37 |
| #3 | Bruh moment LV | -0.20 | 37 | 52 |
| #4 | ⌲ LAMAR | -2.25 | 6 | 54 |
| #5 | im legend | -2.82 | 32 | 17 |





