








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7839 | 45% |
| Smokes | 3869 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3445 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2268 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $232,480 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 979 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustALatvian | 53% | 148 |
| #2 | kakbiks | 49% | 275 |
| #3 | Ķirsis | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Bruh moment LV | 42% | 45 |
| #5 | sikaiskrisjanis | 41% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustALatvian | 74 | 0.0259 |
| #2 | kakbiks | 26 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | sikaiskrisjanis | 23 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | Ķirsis | 19 | 0.0282 |
| #5 | Kasp3r | 5 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustALatvian | 397 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | kakbiks | 220 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | sikaiskrisjanis | 136 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bruh moment LV | 110 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kasp3r | 108 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustALatvian | +4.99 | 58 | 55 |
| #2 | Ķirsis | +3.85 | 53 | 35 |
| #3 | Kasp3r | +2.96 | 61 | 51 |
| #4 | kakbiks | +0.93 | 34 | 33 |
| #5 | Bruh moment LV | -0.08 | 35 | 49 |





