








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 286 matches | ||
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2840 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1439 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3091 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1282 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,982,949 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1PLE | 55% | 196 |
| #2 | ♿️vodka🦽 | 48% | 142 |
| #3 | Black Policeman | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | rice13 | 46% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1PLE | 55% | 196 |
| #2 | ♿️vodka🦽 | 48% | 142 |
| #3 | Black Policeman | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | rice13 | 46% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1PLE | 21 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | ♿️vodka🦽 | 14 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | rice13 | 9 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1PLE | 257 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | ♿️vodka🦽 | 240 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | rice13 | 166 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Black Policeman | 19 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubly | +1.67 | 51 | 48 |
| #2 | ♿️vodka🦽 | +0.61 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | N1PLE | -1.17 | 45 | 33 |
| #4 | Black Policeman | -2.69 | 34 | 34 |
| #5 | rice13 | -4.01 | 19 | 43 |





