








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 854 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 321 matches | ||
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2087 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3130 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2863 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3426 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,868,886 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1PLE | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Bubly | 48% | 142 |
| #3 | d22mi | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | .★GHOST★. De_Bonkz | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1PLE | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Bubly | 48% | 142 |
| #3 | d22mi | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | .★GHOST★. De_Bonkz | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1PLE | 16 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | d22mi | 11 | 0.0160 |
| #3 | .★GHOST★. De_Bonkz | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Bubly | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubly | 211 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | N1PLE | 160 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | .★GHOST★. De_Bonkz | 106 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | d22mi | 68 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d22mi | +2.07 | 54 | 41 |
| #2 | Bubly | +0.42 | 48 | 46 |
| #3 | ♿️vodka🦽 | +0.32 | 66 | 46 |
| #4 | N1PLE | -0.56 | 41 | 36 |
| #5 | .★GHOST★. De_Bonkz | -2.25 | 25 | 49 |





