








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2583 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2956 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1914 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1883 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,441 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halo_Moe_ | 48% | 42 |
| #2 | Nuke NORTH KOREA! | 42% | 151 |
| #3 | Kit | 38% | 68 |
| #4 | Wikkyjames | 38% | 56 |
| #5 | MrMano121 | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuke NORTH KOREA! | 55 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | Kit | 20 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | Wikkyjames | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | MrMano121 | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Halo_Moe_ | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuke NORTH KOREA! | 841 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #2 | Kit | 194 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | MrMano121 | 115 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Halo_Moe_ | 105 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | icon942 | 98 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuke NORTH KOREA! | +2.41 | 68 | 71 |
| #2 | Halo_Moe_ | +2.37 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | TryAllError | +1.14 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | MrMano121 | -1.32 | 36 | 55 |
| #5 | Kit | -1.80 | 72 | 59 |





