








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3 | 0% |
| Smokes | 142 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 143 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 548 | 66% |
Our logs show you have wasted $251,400 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuke NORTH KOREA! | 46 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | TryAllError | 14 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Kit | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | icon942 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | MrMano121 | 2 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuke NORTH KOREA! | 634 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #2 | TryAllError | 173 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kit | 153 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | icon942 | 64 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Halo_Moe_ | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuke NORTH KOREA! | +3.95 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | Halo_Moe_ | +2.99 | 87 | 57 |
| #3 | TryAllError | +1.02 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | MrMano121 | +0.50 | 41 | 56 |
| #5 | Kit | -0.31 | 74 | 58 |





