








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
49 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18 | 41% |
| Smokes | 5 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 5 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 16 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,200 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yee | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | c4vi | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | B3r_ | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Jonas | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | anton | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yee | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | c4vi | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | B3r_ | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Jonas | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | anton | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c4vi | 2 | 0.0238 |
| #2 | Yee | 1 | 0.0196 |
| #3 | anton | 1 | 0.0238 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c4vi | 10 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #2 | Jonas | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Yee | 7 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | B3r_ | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | anton | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c4vi | +6.10 | 62 | 35 |
| #2 | Jonas | +4.26 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Yee | +1.56 | 40 | 44 |
| #4 | anton | +0.22 | 29 | 37 |
| #5 | jeezjegfryser | -0.48 | 28 | 31 |





