








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 584 | 24% |
| Smokes | 475 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 797 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 612 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $112,138 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | word.exe | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | V00DKA_P33K | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Doragūn ☂ | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Solix | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | ✪C4N1ST3R✪ | 43% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | word.exe | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | V00DKA_P33K | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Doragūn ☂ | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Solix | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | ✪C4N1ST3R✪ | 43% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪C4N1ST3R✪ | 11 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Solix | 10 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | word.exe | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Doragūn ☂ | 3 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | V00DKA_P33K | 2 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solix | 138 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Doragūn ☂ | 19 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | ✪C4N1ST3R✪ | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | word.exe | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | V00DKA_P33K | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V00DKA_P33K | +1.81 | 50 | 21 |
| #2 | word.exe | +1.49 | 38 | 21 |
| #3 | MR.VODKA | +1.20 | 75 | 38 |
| #4 | Doragūn ☂ | +0.65 | 66 | 26 |
| #5 | Solix | -0.15 | 36 | 49 |





