








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 477 matches | ||
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1640 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2936 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2289 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3153 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,594,686 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2898 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kolorowy_Stachu | 64% | 74 |
| #2 | Hezit | 52% | 126 |
| #3 | XawiX | 52% | 131 |
| #4 | Kieszek | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | ✪C4N1ST3R✪ | 46% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hezit | 262 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Fent Abuser | 198 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | XawiX | 168 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kolorowy_Stachu | 64 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kieszek | 55 | 0.05 | 2 min |





