








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1764 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1091 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5540 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7497 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7346 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6260 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,145,005 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MORGAN | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | R3dma | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | pupu™ | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | dream3r | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | forte | 7 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯︎ GinTonic愛™ | +3.53 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | forte | +2.25 | 80 | 46 |
| #3 | Bully Maguire | +2.21 | 55 | 69 |
| #4 | bon | +1.89 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | R3dma | +1.86 | 78 | 41 |





