








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 919 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 496 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10890 | 45% |
| Smokes | 6033 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6675 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 722 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,090 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 751 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3dma | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | bon | 65% | 62 |
| #3 | BeWhY. | 63% | 168 |
| #4 | ♡PEPE♡ | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | MORGAN | 59% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MORGAN | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | peek1k1 | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | pupu™ | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | BeWhY. | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | ;D | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bon | +2.65 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | ♡PEPE♡ | +2.50 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | Bully Maguire | +2.03 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | kimura | +1.82 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | R3dma | +1.27 | 78 | 45 |





