








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 426 | 34% |
| Smokes | 428 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 251 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 160 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,244 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leetify iTzSheldon-iwnl-✪℣ | 8 | 0.0402 |
| #2 | weeb_whacker #JENIUS | 7 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | dandy :3 | 4 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | sax | 4 | 0.0181 |
| #5 | eric | 3 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒹𝐸𝒮𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 | +3.51 | 72 | 35 |
| #2 | weeb_whacker #JENIUS | +2.45 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | eric | +1.35 | 76 | 48 |
| #4 | Leetify iTzSheldon-iwnl-✪℣ | +1.02 | 79 | 42 |
| #5 | dandy :3 | +0.26 | 62 | 42 |





