








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3259 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3628 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2838 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3148 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,968,404 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuro | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | revise | 60% | 199 |
| #3 | Andyy | 54% | 166 |
| #4 | Shelly | 46% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuro | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | revise | 60% | 199 |
| #3 | Andyy | 54% | 166 |
| #4 | Shelly | 46% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | revise | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Andyy | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Shelly | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | kuro | 3 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | revise | 1002 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #2 | Andyy | 208 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Shelly | 202 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | kuro | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | revise | +1.28 | 74 | 70 |
| #2 | SaucyLovers | +0.97 | 78 | 55 |
| #3 | Shelly | +0.03 | 59 | 49 |
| #4 | kuro | -0.64 | 77 | 49 |
| #5 | Andyy | -1.19 | 56 | 40 |





