








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 452 | 25% |
| Smokes | 755 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 231 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 389 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,252 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 桜島麻衣 | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | 2Z | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Saito | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | jason9eu | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | SlowLoadSpeed | 40% | 15 |
| #9 | Little_Wanng | 33% | 39 |
| #10 | will | 32% | 22 |
| #11 | Nurolinker | 30% | 10 |
| #12 | 民工哥 | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Little_Wanng | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | 2Z | 3 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Saito | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 223 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Little_Wanng | 119 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 85 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Saito | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nurolinker | 41 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Z | +5.78 | 76 | 53 |
| #2 | 民工哥 | +3.72 | 80 | 21 |
| #3 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | +2.83 | 71 | 51 |
| #4 | will | +1.77 | 69 | 49 |
| #5 | Saito | +1.47 | 80 | 49 |





