








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1233 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2128 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 850 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1027 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $452,451 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YukariReiki | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | CocoBun | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | insekt | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Xynn | 45% | 29 |
| #5 | Matsu | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matsu | 205 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hoshi Nova | 159 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | YukariReiki | 105 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Xynn | 103 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | K I N G | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ji×Sykes | +3.62 | 82 | 31 |
| #2 | CocoBun | +3.19 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | K I N G | +1.58 | 70 | 57 |
| #4 | YukariReiki | +1.52 | 54 | 51 |
| #5 | Kung King Kang | +1.33 | 63 | 50 |





