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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 418 | 37% |
| Smokes | 293 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 209 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 215 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,592 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonSom | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | T1Z | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Jok3r02 | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | Er3th0rn | 61% | 23 |
| #5 | VInz | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonSom | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | T1Z | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Jok3r02 | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | Er3th0rn | 61% | 23 |
| #5 | VInz | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er3th0rn | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | T1Z | 1 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er3th0rn | 81 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Jok3r02 | 29 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | T1Z | 26 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | JonSom | 20 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | VInz | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonSom | +5.85 | 93 | 59 |
| #2 | Er3th0rn | +3.81 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | T1Z | +0.68 | 56 | 59 |
| #4 | aer0n1x | +0.59 | 58 | 45 |
| #5 | VInz | -3.94 | 58 | 23 |





