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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 180 | 38% |
| Smokes | 60 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 162 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 72 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,349 of utility $299 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | flashfpyc | 29% | 7 |
| #3 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | flashfpyc | 29% | 7 |
| #3 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | 22 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | 6 | 0.0217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | 64 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | Fox | 14 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | flashfpyc | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | +4.28 | 58 | 29 |
| #2 | madeovcake | -0.13 | 47 | 22 |
| #3 | AveGGson (csfloat.com) | -0.42 | 21 | 58 |
| #4 | flashfpyc | -2.24 | 24 | 44 |





