








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 858 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Esplay | 72 matches | 1,422 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3440 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3520 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3907 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2807 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,669,293 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4tm@DeR | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | 𝔐𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔢𝔱 | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | dysdory | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | Korit 池 | 47% | 139 |
| #5 | Monopoly | 36% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dysdory | +5.08 | 70 | 40 |
| #2 | Korit 池 | +1.22 | 62 | 53 |
| #3 | h4tm@DeR | +1.18 | 33 | 68 |
| #4 | Big_Daddy_Kermit | +0.22 | 48 | 49 |
| #5 | Goff | -1.53 | 47 | 34 |





