








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1922 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2073 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1061 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 862 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $759,735 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4tm@DeR | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | sworpzzz | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | dysdory | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Chuck Bartowski | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Korit 池 | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sworpzzz | +5.38 | 80 | 47 |
| #2 | Chuck Bartowski | +3.43 | 62 | 52 |
| #3 | dysdory | +1.79 | 59 | 27 |
| #4 | Korit 池 | +1.23 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | Gus the Goose | +0.97 | 73 | 52 |





