








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3308 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6399 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 2500 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3037 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,133,503 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JetWarrior | 51% | 45 |
| #2 | Make Silver II Great Again | 51% | 97 |
| #3 | BirdMAN- | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Trryy | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | RogueMental | 45% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BirdMAN- | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Trryy | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | RogueMental | 45% | 226 |
| #6 | Gouged | 43% | 30 |
| #7 | MarbyRed | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RogueMental | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Make Silver II Great Again | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | JetWarrior | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | MarbyRed | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Gouged | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Make Silver II Great Again | 328 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | RogueMental | 215 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Gouged | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | BirdMAN- | 75 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | JetWarrior | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trryy | +2.33 | 64 | 48 |
| #2 | Gouged | +1.48 | 46 | 64 |
| #3 | DeltaWhiskey | +1.11 | 55 | 57 |
| #4 | JetWarrior | -0.02 | 40 | 43 |
| #5 | BirdMAN- | -0.05 | 34 | 51 |





