








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 706 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7401 | 42% |
| Smokes | 4921 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1672 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3573 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,528,671 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2824 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TSAsquid | 17 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | MEGALOJOHN | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | chinaman | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | ChainedPrimus | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Krungel | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krungel | +4.70 | 63 | 36 |
| #2 | TSAsquid | +0.38 | 42 | 60 |
| #3 | Dirt Man | +0.00 | 25 | 46 |
| #4 | MEGALOJOHN | -0.07 | 32 | 58 |
| #5 | ChainedPrimus | -0.48 | 19 | 40 |





