








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1406 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1211 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2078 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1244 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,399,362 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ykäri-Sonni | 50% | 134 |
| #2 | lequ | 50% | 205 |
| #3 | CHEFFI | 42% | 272 |
| #4 | kona | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ykäri-Sonni | 50% | 134 |
| #2 | lequ | 50% | 205 |
| #3 | CHEFFI | 42% | 272 |
| #4 | kona | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lequ | 49 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | CHEFFI | 26 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Ykäri-Sonni | 15 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | kona | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHEFFI | 601 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | lequ | 518 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | Ykäri-Sonni | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | kona | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lequ | +5.08 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | Ykäri-Sonni | +0.53 | 76 | 43 |
| #3 | härväri | -1.02 | 65 | 41 |
| #4 | CHEFFI | -1.48 | 51 | 61 |
| #5 | kona | -3.86 | 65 | 32 |





