








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6661 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3567 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4667 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2673 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,504,151 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1945 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lequ | 47% | 273 |
| #2 | Ykäri-Sonni | 46% | 200 |
| #3 | härväri | 42% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lequ | 47% | 273 |
| #2 | Ykäri-Sonni | 46% | 200 |
| #3 | härväri | 42% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | härväri | 81 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | lequ | 48 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Ykäri-Sonni | 21 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lequ | 645 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | härväri | 334 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ykäri-Sonni | 154 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lequ | +5.47 | 70 | 71 |
| #2 | Ykäri-Sonni | +0.58 | 75 | 43 |
| #3 | härväri | -0.90 | 67 | 40 |
| #4 | CHEFFI | -1.53 | 52 | 59 |





