








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1867 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1972 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1765 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1887 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,737,788 of utility $296 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 955 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Taka | 37% | 19 |
| #8 | kettu3 | 35% | 218 |
| #9 | Punahilkka | 31% | 166 |
| #10 | LENI | 30% | 23 |
| #11 | Mira | 27% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kettu3 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Punahilkka | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | ormari | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | velipirinen | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | busse80 | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ormari | 162 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | busse80 | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | velipirinen | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | TORPEX | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Taka | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valo | +1.90 | 34 | 62 |
| #2 | LENI | +1.62 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | HöNö | +1.36 | 41 | 55 |
| #4 | Taka | +0.73 | 28 | 58 |
| #5 | ormari | +0.35 | 13 | 62 |





