








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 633 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5219 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4143 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5879 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4795 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,029,821 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Culo-[BiGDeal]- | 45% | 148 |
| #9 | 𝓣𝓾𝓫𝓲𝓴𝓮 | 45% | 83 |
| #10 | GUSTO | 43% | 183 |
| #11 | Wistella | 42% | 45 |
| #12 | ²³ᵴʊᴙƦᶓᵰᴌ¹¹ | 31% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex_ | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | GUSTO | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | RazoR | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | -13- | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Culo-[BiGDeal]- | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex_ | 1420 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #2 | Culo-[BiGDeal]- | 842 | 0.26 | 25 min |
| #3 | 𝓣𝓾𝓫𝓲𝓴𝓮 | 484 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #4 | -13- | 440 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | DU5T | 273 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RazoR | +3.01 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | Wistella | +2.21 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | TONYNKO | +1.55 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | DU5T | +0.84 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | GUSTO | -0.01 | 51 | 53 |





