








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1758 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1600 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1399 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1291 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $415,498 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oonsara | 66% | 76 |
| #2 | roopemkl | 65% | 43 |
| #3 | animepelle | 63% | 57 |
| #4 | Nainen | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oonsara | 66% | 76 |
| #2 | roopemkl | 65% | 43 |
| #3 | animepelle | 63% | 57 |
| #4 | Nainen | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | animepelle | 34 | 0.0292 |
| #2 | oonsara | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Nainen | 8 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | roopemkl | 5 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | animepelle | 356 | 0.31 | 10 min |
| #2 | oonsara | 297 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Nainen | 131 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | roopemkl | 59 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | japu | +4.33 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | animepelle | +1.61 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | oonsara | +0.17 | 50 | 57 |
| #4 | roopemkl | -0.04 | 70 | 63 |
| #5 | Nainen | -1.66 | 34 | 55 |





