








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1073 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




185 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10737 | 48% |
| Smokes | 4143 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5462 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2068 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,461 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nainen | 46 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | affe | 24 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | roopemkl | 20 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | japu | 20 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | oonsara | 17 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oonsara | 964 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #2 | Nainen | 818 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | roopemkl | 431 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | kivimies44 | 360 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #5 | affe | 287 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | affe | +6.04 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | japu | +5.12 | 85 | 77 |
| #3 | kivimies44 | +2.68 | 84 | 78 |
| #4 | animepelle | +1.71 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | _Unlucky_ | +1.22 | 63 | 69 |





