








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1810 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Wingman | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4327 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5032 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5811 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1844 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,595,368 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3939 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alas ryssä tai jotain | 361 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Nissan Bluebird T12 1,6 HB LX 5d | 338 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | Rehumies | 155 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | SSN | 109 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | 4-6 Feral hogs | 50 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nissan Bluebird T12 1,6 HB LX 5d | +1.65 | 32 | 55 |
| #2 | T4Wq-1337 | +1.57 | 41 | 50 |
| #3 | 4-6 Feral hogs | +1.26 | 26 | 33 |
| #4 | alas ryssä tai jotain | +1.18 | 35 | 66 |
| #5 | Rehumies | +0.93 | 57 | 29 |





