








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1025 | 30% |
| Smokes | 633 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 800 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 933 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $186,164 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yks1nkertainen | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | R1guuhh | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | VepaB | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | ♛Hollow Konsta♛ | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | elmO | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmO | 56 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | VepaB | 29 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | R1guuhh | 22 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | MEOW | 22 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yks1nkertainen | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VepaB | +3.00 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | kevin | +2.38 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | ♛Hollow Konsta♛ | +1.30 | 51 | 33 |
| #4 | Yks1nkertainen | +0.22 | 83 | 49 |
| #5 | MEOW | -0.13 | 44 | 52 |





