








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1106 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1076 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1782 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1218 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,049,083 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Hollow Konsta♛ | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | rlxz | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | rlxz | 51% | 92 |
| #4 | R1guuhh | 46% | 105 |
| #5 | Metu. | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | rlxz | 51% | 92 |
| #4 | R1guuhh | 46% | 105 |
| #5 | Metu. | 42% | 26 |
| #6 | kevin | 38% | 13 |
| #7 | Alucard | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1guuhh | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | rlxz | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | ♛Hollow Konsta♛ | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | rlxz | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Metu. | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rlxz | 302 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | rlxz | 143 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | R1guuhh | 114 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | ♛Hollow Konsta♛ | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | kevin | 44 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kevin | +4.76 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | MEOW | +1.65 | 52 | 50 |
| #3 | ♛Hollow Konsta♛ | +0.49 | 44 | 39 |
| #4 | Metu. | +0.23 | 41 | 53 |
| #5 | rlxz | +0.21 | 44 | 60 |





