








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,387 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4618 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4722 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3111 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2936 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $609,623 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horst Lüning | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | nick | 49% | 76 |
| #3 | Ryku | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | El Saugo69 | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horst Lüning | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | nick | 49% | 76 |
| #3 | Ryku | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | El Saugo69 | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nick | 28 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | El Saugo69 | 11 | 0.0213 |
| #3 | Horst Lüning | 6 | 0.0150 |
| #4 | Ryku | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nick | 299 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Horst Lüning | 93 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | El Saugo69 | 83 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ryku | 80 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nick | +1.78 | 62 | 68 |
| #2 | Puri | +1.74 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | Ryku | +1.12 | 88 | 61 |
| #4 | Horst Lüning | -0.26 | 74 | 45 |
| #5 | El Saugo69 | -2.18 | 43 | 45 |





