








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1883 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1676 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1958 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1334 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $919,179 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frækkert | 67% | 93 |
| #2 | Citronmåne | 54% | 187 |
| #3 | jalaem | 51% | 67 |
| #4 | Sukkerfar69 | 48% | 190 |
| #5 | Pluto | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sukkerfar69 | 323 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | Frækkert | 293 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | jalaem | 262 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | Citronmåne | 228 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Hcv59 | 80 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frækkert | +7.98 | 86 | 43 |
| #2 | Citronmåne | +4.19 | 48 | 47 |
| #3 | jalaem | +3.72 | 57 | 51 |
| #4 | Pluto | +0.87 | 52 | 23 |
| #5 | Hcv59 | +0.45 | 32 | 31 |





