








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1721 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3066 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1845 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2096 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,877,933 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 648 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jalaem | 71% | 55 |
| #2 | Frækkert | 66% | 115 |
| #3 | Hcv59 | 65% | 134 |
| #4 | Pluto | 63% | 43 |
| #5 | Hoeyrup99 | 59% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuborg classic | 58 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | Hcv59 | 29 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Sukkerfar69 | 28 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | jalaem | 26 | 0.0254 |
| #5 | Frækkert | 21 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sukkerfar69 | 481 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Tuborg classic | 400 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Frækkert | 381 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | jalaem | 198 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hoeyrup99 | 152 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frækkert | +7.28 | 84 | 46 |
| #2 | jalaem | +4.77 | 50 | 53 |
| #3 | Citronmåne | +3.88 | 48 | 49 |
| #4 | Pluto | +1.93 | 42 | 24 |
| #5 | Hcv59 | +0.23 | 33 | 33 |





