








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 940 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 489 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 159 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9128 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6513 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7450 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6747 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,175,546 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1737 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0M3 | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | LeyRumana#BHOP | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | Launch | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0M3 | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | LeyRumana#BHOP | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | Launch | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0M3 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Launch | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Launch | 118 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | LeyRumana#BHOP | 90 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | R0M3 | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1PERX | +3.39 | 77 | 80 |
| #2 | R0M3 | +1.49 | 87 | 47 |
| #3 | Launch | +0.26 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | LeyRumana#BHOP | -1.29 | 58 | 71 |





