








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 765 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 360 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8039 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8519 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6648 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6853 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,252,915 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | xxdamage | 51% | 167 |
| #6 | Eau Rouge | 51% | 45 |
| #7 | PUM | 49% | 92 |
| #8 | IVANツ | 49% | 45 |
| #9 | sarex | 49% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xx_TheViso_xX | +1.18 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | Eau Rouge | +1.00 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | sarex | +0.31 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Maldonado | +0.25 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | PUM | +0.06 | 67 | 72 |





