








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1506 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1438 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 889 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 568 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,904 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr1mz | 58% | 77 |
| #2 | tuk6969 | 57% | 99 |
| #3 | kick/sh4dow3 | 57% | 99 |
| #4 | tristanprot | 51% | 246 |
| #5 | EST-Pepe | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | tristanprot | 51% | 246 |
| #5 | EST-Pepe | 48% | 29 |
| #6 | ᯓ➤ | 44% | 32 |
| #7 | Puuks | 38% | 37 |
| #8 | Dreikav | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tristanprot | 95 | 0.0192 |
| #2 | Cr1mz | 16 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | tuk6969 | 15 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | kick/sh4dow3 | 14 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | ᯓ➤ | 8 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tristanprot | 1347 | 0.27 | 25 min |
| #2 | Cr1mz | 247 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | kick/sh4dow3 | 239 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | tuk6969 | 54 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Puuks | 39 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr1mz | +3.20 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | tristanprot | +2.96 | 74 | 46 |
| #3 | glaxver | +1.52 | 70 | 27 |
| #4 | kick/sh4dow3 | +0.28 | 41 | 52 |
| #5 | EST-Pepe | -1.58 | 30 | 29 |





