








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2574 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1793 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1884 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1528 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,811 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eugen | 52% | 103 |
| #2 | 𝐒𝐧𝟎𝐰𝐲 | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | qoisnsix. | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | ShaoSenior | 48% | 199 |
| #5 | DerDickeDon | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerDickeDon | +5.81 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | Enjoy | +5.40 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | Eugen | +2.72 | 47 | 52 |
| #4 | qoisnsix. | +2.23 | 56 | 42 |
| #5 | 𝐒𝐧𝟎𝐰𝐲 | +1.13 | 50 | 43 |





