








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1500 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1999 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2147 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1240 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,288,395 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐒𝐧𝟎𝐰𝐲 | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | Eugen | 53% | 237 |
| #3 | qoisnsix. | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | Enjoy | 51% | 157 |
| #5 | DerDickeDon | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerDickeDon | +5.64 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | Enjoy | +5.60 | 85 | 49 |
| #3 | 𝐒𝐧𝟎𝐰𝐲 | +3.29 | 50 | 44 |
| #4 | Eugen | +2.95 | 47 | 50 |
| #5 | qoisnsix. | +1.82 | 62 | 39 |





