








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2238 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1525 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1888 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1187 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,045,394 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1521 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ex | 82% | 51 |
| #2 | Lotus | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | DODO.DO | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | Fockeli | 68% | 84 |
| #5 | KanyeWestLover911 | 65% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ex | 82% | 51 |
| #2 | Lotus | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | DODO.DO | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | Fockeli | 68% | 84 |
| #5 | KanyeWestLover911 | 65% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fockeli | 30 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | Ex | 24 | 0.0263 |
| #3 | DODO.DO | 5 | 0.0134 |
| #4 | KanyeWestLover911 | 4 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | Lotus | 2 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ex | 216 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | DODO.DO | 149 | 0.40 | 4 min |
| #3 | Fockeli | 132 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lotus | 27 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | KanyeWestLover911 | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucky? | +7.05 | 93 | 56 |
| #2 | Ex | +4.38 | 95 | 47 |
| #3 | KanyeWestLover911 | +4.27 | 86 | 55 |
| #4 | Lotus | +4.03 | 68 | 35 |
| #5 | DODO.DO | +3.10 | 74 | 70 |





