








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1746 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1564 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 728 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 485 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $243,829 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ➀ᴍ41͢͢͢Ҝᴜ | 42% | 45 |
| #2 | Dr. Kittler | 38% | 278 |
| #3 | IamBlaze | 31% | 70 |
| #4 | Erlend | 31% | 32 |
| #5 | Ööbik | 30% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Dr. Kittler | 38% | 278 |
| #3 | IamBlaze | 31% | 70 |
| #4 | Erlend | 31% | 32 |
| #5 | Ööbik | 30% | 154 |
| #6 | L I M P A | 27% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Kittler | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Ööbik | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | ➀ᴍ41͢͢͢Ҝᴜ | 8 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | L I M P A | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Erlend | 5 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Kittler | 784 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | L I M P A | 162 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Erlend | 89 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ööbik | 69 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | IamBlaze | 56 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ➀ᴍ41͢͢͢Ҝᴜ | +5.25 | 78 | 49 |
| #2 | Erlend | +3.06 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | L I M P A | +1.42 | 48 | 64 |
| #4 | Piimamees Uno | +0.39 | 47 | 25 |
| #5 | IamBlaze | -1.28 | 19 | 27 |





