








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 168 | 24% |
| Smokes | 154 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 210 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 171 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $42,926 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phiz | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Weston_W | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Canoe (The Mag-7 Rust Coat Guy) | 1 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phiz | 88 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Cfpate99 | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Canoe (The Mag-7 Rust Coat Guy) | 35 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #4 | Weston_W | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | coRmaK | 25 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coRmaK | +3.51 | 73 | 45 |
| #2 | Weston_W | +2.41 | 56 | 36 |
| #3 | ZII | +2.22 | 66 | 48 |
| #4 | Phiz | +2.10 | 76 | 31 |
| #5 | Canoe (The Mag-7 Rust Coat Guy) | -0.13 | 49 | 45 |





