








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 272 | 24% |
| Smokes | 227 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 360 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 291 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $239,207 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p3kko | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | -unstable- | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Ecocom Lepa | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | ecocom 720kmh peek | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | V3Xッ | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ecocom Lepa | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | ecocom 720kmh peek | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | V3Xッ | 59% | 17 |
| #6 | real bashar al assad | 58% | 43 |
| #7 | ecocom poro | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | real bashar al assad | 15 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | ecocom 720kmh peek | 9 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | -unstable- | 7 | 0.0314 |
| #4 | Ecocom Lepa | 5 | 0.0305 |
| #5 | p3kko | 3 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | real bashar al assad | 60 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | p3kko | 51 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #3 | ecocom 720kmh peek | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | -unstable- | 22 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | V3Xッ | 15 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | real bashar al assad | +9.60 | 100 | 58 |
| #2 | ecocom 720kmh peek | +5.99 | 83 | 46 |
| #3 | p3kko | +5.35 | 59 | 61 |
| #4 | Lea Virtanen | +2.14 | 79 | 38 |
| #5 | -unstable- | +1.41 | 28 | 23 |





