








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 872 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3068 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2087 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1450 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 612 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,118,279 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 753 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just Penguin | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | Cdmprmt | 52% | 121 |
| #3 | b0gush! | 52% | 256 |
| #4 | Eva366 | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just Penguin | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | Cdmprmt | 52% | 121 |
| #3 | b0gush! | 52% | 256 |
| #4 | Eva366 | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0gush! | 45 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Just Penguin | 20 | 0.0212 |
| #3 | Cdmprmt | 14 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Eva366 | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0gush! | 1248 | 0.25 | 26 min |
| #2 | Just Penguin | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Eva366 | 52 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cdmprmt | 36 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just Penguin | +5.54 | 66 | 47 |
| #2 | b0gush! | +1.17 | 42 | 53 |
| #3 | Cdmprmt | -0.42 | 41 | 19 |
| #4 | Lukizx | -0.93 | 13 | 50 |
| #5 | Eva366 | -1.86 | 18 | 33 |





