








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 867 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4427 | 47% |
| Smokes | 2354 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2241 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 331 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $864,704 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 732 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just Penguin | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Lukizx | 52% | 256 |
| #3 | Cdmprmt | 51% | 160 |
| #4 | Eva366 | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just Penguin | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Lukizx | 52% | 256 |
| #3 | Cdmprmt | 51% | 160 |
| #4 | Eva366 | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukizx | 44 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Cdmprmt | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Just Penguin | 16 | 0.0189 |
| #4 | Eva366 | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukizx | 696 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Just Penguin | 81 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Cdmprmt | 53 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Eva366 | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just Penguin | +5.36 | 66 | 44 |
| #2 | b0gush! | +1.16 | 43 | 54 |
| #3 | Cdmprmt | -0.51 | 42 | 21 |
| #4 | Lukizx | -1.23 | 12 | 51 |
| #5 | Eva366 | -2.19 | 16 | 34 |





