








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 763 | 26% |
| Smokes | 292 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1175 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 693 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,060,839 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay.M | 81% | 26 |
| #2 | x9nium | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | aLBeRToZ | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Hailless | 54% | 70 |
| #5 | ABUTARDA AMARILLA | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hailless | 199 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | ABUTARDA AMARILLA | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | x9nium | 118 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | ☜✌〄☞ZﻍuS☜〄✌☞ | 116 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | aLBeRToZ | 104 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ABUTARDA AMARILLA | +3.03 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | aLBeRToZ | +1.80 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | Jay.M | +1.77 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | Adam-AA- | +1.19 | 52 | 38 |
| #5 | Hailless | +0.49 | 50 | 63 |





