








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2951 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2644 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2700 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2307 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,396 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adam-AA- | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | ABUTARDA AMARILLA | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | B1G B0SS🖤 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | x9nium | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Matamataos | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matamataos | +3.77 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | ABUTARDA AMARILLA | +3.70 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | Jay.M | +3.68 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | Adam-AA- | +2.38 | 55 | 35 |
| #5 | Hailless | +1.90 | 54 | 64 |





