








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Faceit | 219 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5323 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8070 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2757 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 6409 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,123,577 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ネ ジ Lebron Jamal や ッ | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | ☭TR3☭ | 53% | 136 |
| #3 | Ek1makipano | 50% | 343 |
| #4 | Migis ヅ | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ネ ジ Lebron Jamal や ッ | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | ☭TR3☭ | 53% | 136 |
| #3 | Ek1makipano | 50% | 343 |
| #4 | Migis ヅ | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ek1makipano | 22 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | ☭TR3☭ | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Migis ヅ | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ek1makipano | 1290 | 0.19 | 36 min |
| #2 | ☭TR3☭ | 200 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Migis ヅ | 122 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | ネ ジ Lebron Jamal や ッ | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaakkoAA | +0.84 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | Ek1makipano | -0.38 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | ネ ジ Lebron Jamal や ッ | -0.50 | 57 | 47 |
| #4 | Migis ヅ | -0.51 | 53 | 56 |
| #5 | ☭TR3☭ | -0.72 | 58 | 61 |





